In hilarious words and uncensored original drawings Mr. Tempus tells you - Man or Woman, young or old - how you can take car of bodily business, get away with it and actually have some fun doing it. In his irreverent A 40 Point Guide To Peeing In New York, Tempus reveals the sophisticated New Yorkers secrets to using automobiles and mailboxes as shields, taking advantage of construction scaffolds and raincoats, and employing conversation with imaginary friends as covers. The instructions are clear as a bell and each of the 15 points is accompanied with one of Tempus's nonpareil drawings. This book will have people laughing and peeing for a long time to come!