In hilarious words and uncensored original drawings Mr. Tempus tells you - Man or Woman, young or old - how you can take car of bodily business, get away with it and actually have some fun doing it. ... more...
Are the current events of your childhood now showing on the history channel? Do you look at today's kids and suspect that they're aliens? Have you ever assaulted an electronic device? Do you forget wh... more...
In a world where peanuts are born two to a shell, what’s a lonely nut to do? Meet Paulie, an introvert living a relatively invisible life in the bottom of a nutsack. He knows that one day soon, he w... more...
Funeral Education with a Light Touch
by Lisa Carlson
Death doesn't have to be a very serious event. This book takes a look at the funny side of death. Loaded with jokes, puns, wit, cartoons and quotes from famous people. But mixed in between the laug... more...
Julio Robalo is a teacher and a poet, or rather a poet who has yet to begin to express himself. He lives in a district somewhere South of the border that is ruled by a dictator known only as “The Pe... more...
In his wildly hilarious book Last One Gone Turn The Lights Out, former Wall Street Broker Ray Tempus skewers the bait and switch culture of urban American society. With ribald humor, Tempus lays bare... more...
Selected Essays That Skewer the Golden Years
by Susan Goldfein
With credentials bestowed upon her by her last birthday, Susan is highly qualified to tarnish the golden years. And she does so with the usual wit and wisdom we have come to expect. Following on the h... more...
Mama Peavy is a not-so called minister that delivers a message that is needed among the single women population. That message is that it's OK to marry an ugly man. This book talks about the idea of ma... more...
Have your kids ever turned their noses up at your cooking? Have they ever been defiant? Have you ever wanted to walk away from your kids?
Rich Ballo knows the frustrations well. He was a stay-at-ho... more...
Humor and Learning
by Gary W. Wietgrefe
Illustrations by Betsey DeLoache
Back cover description: Based on true events, normal schooling dwarfed excitement to learn. Enjoy a 1,400-line rhyming epic of whimsical country-school stories. Observe, absorb, and laugh through inno... more...
Table Manners or The Lack of Table Manners is the third book in the Ray Tempus Book Series. After years of witnessing people display terrible table manners, Tempus decided to do something about it: H... more...
The latest book in the Ray Tempus Series, Weed 'N' Whiskey (Reefer, Reefer Madness & Mad Cow) is an exceptional, satirical commentary on how media and government propaganda shape public opinion about ... more...