by Debbie Kasper, Su.C. and Elliot Sullivan, Su. C.
Sequel to the Hilarious Bestseller - Women Are From Bras, Men Are From Penus.
In Women Are From Bras, Men Are From Penus you will learn how to survive the seven stages of dating:
-Stage 1: Desperation - When your love life rots
-Stage 2: Protection - When you don't want tots
-Stage 3: Obsession - When you get the hots
-Stage 4: Repulsion - When you get the snots
-Stage 5: Suffocation - When your relationship clots
-Stage 6: Evacuation - When you get the trots
-Stage 7: Desperation - When your love life rots
Plus you will learn that:
It's better to have loved and lost than to be run over by a tractor-trailer -- but not by much!